George W. Bush Denies He Doesn't Know Where North Korea Is

White House spokesman Ari Fleischer denied today that US President George W. Bush does not know where North Korea is. Rumors had been circulating suggesting that America's obsession about Iraq is due to Iraq being the only foreign country George W. Bush can locate on a map. Minister of Foreign Affairs of North Korea Paek Nam-sun even said last week that if George W. Bush orders the US army to attack North Korea, they would probably end up attacking Brazil. Ari Fleischer refuted these arguments saying that, "The President can certainly locate many foreign countries on a map, starting by Canada and Mexico." Yet at a later press conference with the United States President himself, George W. Bush refused to answer when inquired over whether Canada was north or south of the US.