. . . Golden Rules for Good Living

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  • If you open it, leave it open for next time.
  • If you are turned on, go to the bathroom or to the back of the classroom.
  • If you unlock it, leave it unlocked for next time.
  • If you break it, blame it on the interns.
  • If you can't fix it, blame it on the interns.
  • If you borrow it, use it then sell it on the black-market.
  • If you value it, protect it from the interns.
  • If you make a mess, blame it on the interns.
  • If you move it, leave it where it will be most useful to you.
  • If it belongs to someone else, get it when they're not looking.
  • If you don't know how to operate it, give it a shot and if something goes wrong, blame it on the interns.
  • If it's none of your business, who cares anyway?
  • If you are caught and can't blame it on the interns, look stupid as people are more likely to forgive you that way.

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