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- If you open it, leave it open for next time.
- If you are turned on, go to the bathroom or the back of the classroom.
- If you unlock it, leave it unlocked for next time.
- If you break it, blame it on the interns.
- If you can't fix it, blame it on the interns.
- If you borrow it, use it then sell it on the black-market.
- If you value it, protect it from the interns.
- If you make a mess, blame it on the interns.
- If you move it, leave it where it will be most useful to you.
- If it belongs to someone else, get it when they're not looking.
- If you don't know how to operate it, give it a shot and if something goes wrong, blame it on the interns.
- If it's none of your business, who cares anyway?
- If you are caught and can't blame it on the interns, look stupid as people are more likely to forgive you that way.
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