Place Your Bets on the Life Expectancy of Iraq's Prime Minister

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Finally, the game gamblers everywhere have been waiting for. Place your bet on the life expectancy of Iraqui Prime Minister Iyad Allawi. The winner will receive an Arab carpet made in Baghdad.

How long do you expect Iyad Allawi to live?

1 second* (not accepting bets)
10 minutes* (not accepting bets)
1-2 days (1:1)
1 week (1:5)
1 month (1:10)
one year or more (1:100)

Note: * you may be questioned by the police if you correctly predict Iyad Allawi will die within such a short time span.

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