Jokes and Fake News Archive

In case you haven't noticed it by now, this archive contains old jokes and fake news that might be a bit outdated now, as you can see from the (date when they were posted), but some may still have some life in them.

Archive of Fake News In English

Place Your Bets on the Life Expectancy of Iraq's Prime Minister (08/11/04)
Disclaimers Found in the United States of America (30/10/04)
Jokes with Aloe Vera (06/07/04)
Acting Intelligent (28/02/03)
George W. Bush Denies He Doesn't Know Where North Korea Is (13/01/03)
Vietnam Offers Chuck Norris Dual Citizenship (05/07/02)
Latest Poll on the French Elections: Voters in the UK, Germany and Spain Support Le Pen (11/05/02)
. . . Golden Rules for Good Living (11/05/02)

Archive of Fake News In Portuguese (Arquivo de Notícias Falsas em Português)

Ajuda ao Pequeno Martunis de Outros Países (15/03/05)
Boavista FC Tri-Campeão Nacional de Anti-Futebol (29/05/04)
Benfica, Porto e Sporting: As Piores Equipas de Sempre (07/05/04)
O Vício da Comédia (05/05/04)
Os Maiores e os Mais Pequenos Livros da Literatura Portuguesa (13/04/03)
Não Digam a Ninguém (22/06/02)
Paulo Sousa com Dificuldades em Viajar para o Mundial (27/05/02)
O Jornal Não Patrocinado Pelo Alberto João Jardim (07/04/02)

Disclaimer: Needless to say that all these stories are fictitious and should not be interpreted as real events.