Sex, Paris Hilton, Video, and Porn Help Attract Visitors

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It has come to my attention that words like "sex," "Paris Hilton," "video," "tape," and "porn" are among the most searched on the Internet. So if I really wanted to attract visitors to my site I could simply mention these words, perhaps coupled with terms like "Britney Spears, "Pamela Anderson," "gorgeous women," "nude celebrities," "hot teens," "xxx," and so on. Fortunately, I do not need to employ such despicable schemes to attract visitors to my website. I want to assure all visitors that I will not lower the standards of this website merely to obtain more hits from people looking for movies, videos, MP3s or naked pictures of Jessica Simpson, Shakira, Keira Knightley, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba, Beyonce or any other sexy, young actress.

Suggestions, ideas, and all types of criticisms are welcome. Please contact me.

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