Visitor's View on the World Cup

These are a few questions to determine what my site's visitors think about the upcoming 2010 World Cup.



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How many obscenities in foreign languages will be necessary to learn before travelling to South Africa?

100
200
500, just in case we play France

How many goals will North Korea concede in the first phase?

10-15
15-20
20-25

Can England win the World Cup?

No
Not a chance
Never

How many players from Uruguay will be sent off per game?

2
3
4

How many opponents will German dribble during the tournament?

0
I'm German, what is a dribble?
1, if some Brazilian-born player is on the squad

What will be the Italian tactic?

Defensive
Ultra-defensive
Men-behind ball


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